Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Penny's Lovers

With all the available actresses in Hollywood, I wonder why the same people continue to be cast on my favorite shows.For example, there is Sonya Walger.

Anyone notice that on "Lost" Desmond looks eerily like a cross between Penny's (Sonya) two "lovers" on "Flash Forward," Lloyd Simcoe and husband Detective Mark Benford? Her taste in men have come a long way from Mickey Barnes ("The Mind of the Married Man') and Palek ("Tell Me You Love Me"). Yet no matter who the man is, she always gets that same dreamy, loving look on her face?

At least she doesn't lose her head, like what happened to her in "Sleeper Cell."

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Enjoying March Madness?

March Madness, otherwise known as the NCAA basketball tournament, often is a key stressor in relationships. Many men want to totally wallow in the tourney, watching games, planning and discussing their brackets, etc.

At the same time it often interferes with some of the first days of Spring, when guys' "better halves" want to enjoy the outdoors together as a couple.

All I can say is good luck in trying to figure out how to best spend those sunny weekend afternoons. The couples who can work out compromises are the ones with the healthiest relationships!

Friday, March 12, 2010

Truth about Dating Workshop Available!

I am translating my “Truth about Dating” column into an interesting and informative workshop offered through the Portsmouth Community Education Program. If you are single and having trouble meeting the right person…or, once you meet someone, you have trouble sustaining that relationship, then this workshop is for you. Learn how you can recognize and raise your “Dating Quotient.”

The three-week workshop will be offered Wednesday evenings, from 6:30-8:30, beginning March 17, at the Portsmouth Middle School. For registration information call 603 431-5080, x444.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Readers Write about Height

Lately I have gotten more feedback from my column on women discriminating against short men. The column was published in August, 2008!Here are some exerpts:

"I am currently dating the loveliest man who is 5'4" and I am 3 inches taller at 5'7" and I used to be a woman who wanted someone at least the same height or taller, but after I started dating him I soon changed my mind....I have recently spoken to a very single female friend (single for since forever ie 10 years) who to my face said she could never go out with a small man like my boyfriend as lovely as he was. She wants a big man of 6ft plus and she is 5'4 herself and shorter than me. I can not understand why I who is for a woman well above average in height has no problem with it yet a shorter woman can't."

Her advice for short men included the following:

"I would advise any short man to play strongly on their talents, their career, think cool motor bike rather than family sized wagon, think big, plus they can always go to the gym and transform into a small bundle of muscle and not give a stuff what those silly women think."

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Advice for Married Men

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance — particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.5 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,Desperate

Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: “http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm” and try to download Tears 6.2 and don’t forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck - Tech Support :))

Saturday, January 2, 2010

If You're Single, Get Busy!

If your News Year's Resolution is to meet someone new, you are not alone!

The first two weeks of January are the busiest times of year at dating services, online dating sites, etc. so the available pool of people will never be larger. Also a lot of couples wait until AFTER the holidays to break up.

So stop sitting around feeling sorry for yourself, if you wound up spending the holidays with your Aunt Aggie!

And it's also a great time to hire a Dating Coach, if you are not sure where to turn!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

More 'New Rules' for Television

Once again, with apologies to Bill Maher, here are another set of “New Rules” I would like to see imposed on television.
1. NEW RULE – Especially since the sound on commercials is always extra loud, the ringing of doorbells and the barking of dogs MUST be eliminated. Late at night my dog Sophie will finally be curled up asleep at my side, when suddenly a doorbell or barking dog blares out in a commercial, waking her up and sending her zooming around the house!
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2. NEW RULE – Yes I enjoy looking at young attractive women, but when a cable news network (especially Fox News) presents a panel of “experts” commenting on an important political issue, such as the health care debate or the wars in Iran and Afghanistan, the entire panel MUST not resemble the finalists in a Miss Universe competition.
3. NEW RULE – On “Extreme Makeover: Home Addition,” the producers MUST explain how the pathetically poor families who are given an ostentatiously large and ornate house will be able to pay the utility and tax bills for their new “castles.” The concept of the show is great, but they definitely overdue these makeovers.
4. NEW RULE – Weathermen MUST tone down their exaggerated claims of severe storm warnings in order to entice viewers to “stay tuned.” In the fall every developing storm in the Caribbean sounds like the second coming of Katrina, and in the winter every prediction of snow sounds like the second coming of the Blizzard of '78!
5. NEW RULE – Exciting dramas with ongoing story arcs MUST stop giving away important plot developments when previewing the following week's episode. My favorite show “Dexter” is especially guilty of committing this heinous sin.
6. NEW RULE - Speaking of previews, when a morning show such as “Today” says “coming up” before cutting to commercials, the previewed segment MUST be aired immediately follow the commercials, not 45 minutes later.
7. NEW RULE – Any commercial that shows a talking baby MUST be eliminated. They are not cute at all, and in fact they are eerily weird and exceedingly annoying.
8. NEW RULE – NBC MUST return Jay Leno to a later time shot or get rid of him altogether. His nightly prime time show is unwatchable. Such classic NBC shows as “Hill Street Blues,” “LA Law,” and “ER,” used to occupy that 10:00 time slot.
9. NEW RULE – Holiday commercials for a specific store that say “today only, lowest prices of the season” MUST not be allowed to be re-aired a few days later.
10. NEW RULE - The college football bowl season MUST end on New Years' Day, except perhaps for one championship game. This year there are only five games scheduled to be televised on January 1 and nine games scheduled for the week after! Along the same lines, the Fox network MUST not be allowed to stretch out the baseball playoffs so that World Series games are played in November.